The Grinch, BB Gun Wars & Red One
EPISODE 52 / 12.24.2025
Coal for Christmas? A Darth Vader haircut? And Santa’s true identity? This Christmas Eve, Todd and Bettijo debate holiday chaos, family traditions, and why believing in Santa might just save Christmas—whether you’re naughty, nice, or getting charcoal.
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Show Notes
It’s the DANG! Christmas episode, and Todd and Bettijo kick things off exactly how you’d expect: roasting each other’s hair, debating whether “DANG!” works as a holiday greeting, and diving headfirst into what really makes the holiday season the holiday season. From when Christmas decorations should go up to why Todd thinks kids might deserve coal, nothing is off-limits.
The conversation winds through favorite (and least favorite) holidays, faith, and the meaning behind Christmas and Easter. Todd proudly claims his Grinch status while still loving family time, and Bettijo shares how traditions—like intentional gift-giving and Santa letters—keep the magic alive. Along the way, they swap childhood memories, blended-family realities, and hilarious debates about Santa’s race, belief, and bargaining power.
Things take a nostalgic (and slightly unhinged) turn with stories of Nerf gun battles, BB gun mishaps, and holiday chaos past—before circling back to what matters most: togetherness. Whether it’s kids believing just a little longer, families navigating whose turn it is, or simply showing up, Todd and Bettijo remind us that Christmas isn’t about what’s under the tree—it’s about who’s around it.
They wrap things up with a festive ToddFlix recommendation (Red One), more coal jokes, and a heartfelt reminder to enjoy your family while you have them. Funny, honest, and perfectly imperfect, this episode is a Christmas Eve listen made for eggnog, laughter, and embracing the beautiful mess of the holidays.
HIGHLIGHTS
- Darth Vader vs. Eraser Hair: Todd and Bettijo roast each other’s morning hair—and somehow Star Wars and office supplies both lose. (00:38)
- When Christmas Actually Starts: Bettijo declares the Macy’s Parade the official permission slip for Christmas music. Todd strongly disagrees. (01:55)
- Certified Grinch Energy: Todd’s favorite holiday is…not Christmas. (04:10)
- Coal > Presents?: Todd explains why naughty kids should really get coal—and why he’s totally serious. Maybe. (05:59)
- The Gift Math Madness: Bettijo’s bucket system for “fair” Christmas gifting. (09:51)
- Santa Believers (Ages 18+): How Bettijo keeps her grown kids believing in Santa—for strategic reasons. (13:43)
- Santa, According to Todd: Why Santa was Black in his house—and still might be. (14:42)
- BB Guns & Bad Ideas: Holiday nostalgia takes a dangerous turn. (16:26)
- ToddFlix – Red One: The Rock, Krampus, and the slap heard ’round Christmas. (22:05)
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Tune in to learn
- Why the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade is the legal loophole for decorating early.
- How to turn Christmas shopping into a sneaky math lesson (that kids don’t hate).
- How to keep Christmas “fair” without losing your mind.
Whether you’re decorating your tree in November or waiting until the last second like a holiday rebel, this episode is the gift that keeps on giving. Stop being a Grinch—hit play and join the family!
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